Free him

Can't stop thinking about how the 7th largest pyramid in the world is a Bass Pro Shop

Ron has never dropped this 👑

I wore a red polo to target and they took me to the back and let me comb the creature that lays the target balls

Whenever a magician tells me to “pick a card, any card.” I pull out my wallet and pick this one.

Lord Please Take This Gas Out My Stomach And Put It In My Car😔

went to my first meat raffle tonight and left with over 10lbs of chicken tenders

kanye breaks his WHAT ??? 😭

Broooo… you committed a major faux pas in front of the homies last night

the golden age of television? oh you mean quinn fabray giving birth at regionals intercut with jonathan groff singing bohemian rhapsody

Homer didn’t get his role in the Simpsons till he was 39. You have time

i realize this is a hot take but naming a baby after yourself is one of the most insane things you can do and i’m tired of pretending it’s not

I’m sorry but no one in show biz works harder than Lady Gaga

they uploaded her soul to a kiosk and now she has to take burger orders for eternity

Look man, all I’m saying is T-Pain is publishing cover songs now. What a time to be alive…

we are pro dancers. dance with us Jimmy Fallon

#MentionSomeoneYoureThankfulFor