Sometimes I dream of a reality where Elizabeth Warren was elected in 2016, we're all healthy & happy, enjoying our second helping as we EAT THE RICH.

Instead, we the people elected Hilary Clinton, who won by over 2 million votes. The other guy was put in power, ate cheeseburgers, promoted brands, empowered the wealthy (who we should be feasting on), sewed hate, fear, & dishonesty. Then took a big old stinky shit on democracy.

It's a peculiar feature of our unique hell-world that although these fuckers are engaged in a deadly serious insurgency against all human progress, so many of them as individuals are shambling mucous clowns who would need at least three tries to successfully lick a postage stamp.

Let me just say Fuck America while I still can.

I wonder how many millions of gallons of water the west could conserve if it just let deserts be deserts instead of golf courses.

I don't tik any toks but this is quality

"Be careful, Emma Kubert !"

Do doggies remember when they were little?

Be thankful you're not a cave cricket

Sitting, having crepes across from a doggy daycare. Doggies are inside, looking out the window. Mail truck passes, dogs lose it.

Fuck. do I have a gluten allergy?

Slapping this here because I constantly forget that insta doesn't do 2x3

I Have No Ass, and I Must Shit

Emma has a very succinct checklist when it comes to house hunting. 1. Is it in Star's Hollow? 2. Can I be convinced that it's in Star's Hollow?

it just makes no sense that the first big move under Elon is to enable people to buy credibility regardless of qualifications as long as they have money. So weird.

This RT might be the last thing I do on this site and it's making fun of the .com billionaire of another site. The 20s are here, it really is the end of an era.