Oh hello. I think the last time I was on here was close to 2012, but I’m back and I see the end of the world is still here.

Hedwig was an asexuOWL. That’s it, that’s my tweet.

I am the Owl King.

Going to sleep b y e

There is something terribly wrong with this new twitter

Everyone should be aware that Christmas is soon. That's the time period between Halloween and New Years.

Sometimes I have nightmares about Miley Cyrus' tongue

Accio Twitter 2011.

How is it almost 2014 already I do not understand

Did you guys know that iam kasi is going to be famous one day

Do you ever just stare off into space and miss Harry Potter.

Sometimes things are just really sad

Goodnight.

Catching Fire is the only book worth reading in the THG series. The movie better be good.

Why don't they make shows like The Office anymore

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Be thankful for all the gingers in your life.

Hello.