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The Victorians did more architectural damage to the City than the Luftwaffe.

Why Dubai is finished by Our London Correspondent Isabel Cheapshott From the new Private Eye, out now.

Ripening chillies 🌶️ and flowering tansy. Plus riotous dahlias. Mid-August garden.

When the police are done arresting Quaker pensioners, maybe they could look into Britain’s pyromaniac property developers?

If the Telegraph want to interview a real political prisoner, with a sentence made worse by a PM...

There’s more than a whiff of Jenkins’ Ear around all this.

Think of everything that went into this - the planning, the costing, the manufacture, the scientific expertise, the wish to educate & inform and share appreciation of nature. And the moron.

Excuse me Kemi Badenoch would that be the same "migrant hotels" YOUR government procured in the first place to deal with the massive increase in "illegal immigration" largely caused by the Brexit YOU fought so hard for ? Those hotels ?

Autolycus.

Unfortunate in many ways. But also, potentially, a political masterstroke.

Just keep the first sentence, Carlos.

‘We’re going to burn , burn burn the planet down as we scrabble to appease the far right and con those who voted for us that we really care about their future . Anything but the wealth tax we all actually need’ . Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated ? bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Private Eye.

Rory McIlroy literally speaking on behalf of the entire world - not just in the context of golf - and then delivering an absolute dart to back up the talk 🔥

In my experience, the best place to find these beauties is around the ancient beeches on Hampstead Heath. Also the tamest jays and most tuneful tawny owls.

Why is this being hushed up in the UK ? Because the UK press is thoroughly corrupt

Transplanted American lunacy. What this *actually* entails is a bunch of crackpot fundamentalists blocking the street in the historic centre of London's gay community, which is really what the 'immoral culture' refers to. They certainly look like they need to unclench.

Matthew Seyd once wrote a book in which he argued there is no such thing as talent. Here he seems determined to prove his point.

He clearly has no fear of heights.