Charlie Kirk is Horst Wessel and Jimmy Kimmel is Lei Fung and we're all absolutely fucked

This one is so obviously C

Can't believe Kalshi doesn't have odds for the Rapture occuring tomorrow

john Atheist raised Catholic: 'There is no God, and Mary is His mother.'

Hot squirrels for Zohran is that anything

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Read this thread and comments for the dumbest people on earth failing to understand anything about NY elections

New York is a-changin'. Our final ad just dropped.

Turns out we had to wait until today to see the dumbest people on earth publicly demonstrate ignorance of how voting works in NY

White boys, advance!

昨日くうちゃんに僕の納豆を食べられました。 がんぼるぞい。 translation: Kuu-chan ate my natto yesterday.

yes, but her staff only had 20 minutes to search the FEC website. It's okay to slander people if you're busy

Reynoso, Salazar seem like obvious contenders

Generative AI is amazing at tasks where I am not qualified to judge the output.

2025 person of the year Tung Tung Sahur 🙏🙏🙏🙏

claude code is fucking insane i know literally NOTHING about coding. ZERO. and i just built a fully functioning web app in minutes http://localhost:3000/ check it out

Oh, nice. The day of reckoning and retribution is coming. Naturally, this leads me to fear not.