Barney: I've got you. I don't have to wait for it anymore.

Barney: The two of you have something most people search their whole lives for and never find.

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Barney: Keeping your job has nothing to do with hard work.

Barney: People like being lied to. They just don't like finding out they've been lied to.

Robin: Oh my god, look at you cowards. So afraid of any kind of change. So terrified of anything new. So, so desperate to cling to anything comfortable and familiar.

Robin: Why am I constantly looking for reasons not to be happy?

Robin: Well, that answers all the questions I didn’t ask.

Marshall: It’s not about proof; it’s about faith. Faith is what gives life shape and meaning.

Robin: I don’t know where I’m gonna be in five years. I don’t wanna know. I want my life to be an adventure.

Lily: You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be.

Victoria: I really hope you get her someday.

Marshall: Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.

Ted: Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things.

Barney: Remember when you told me to stop messing around and go get the girl. Well, check it. I got her.

Robin: Why am I constantly looking for reasons not to be happy?

Ted: You can ask the universe for signs all you want, but ultimately we’ll only see what we want to see… when we’re ready to see it.

Lily: Definitions are important.

Ted: Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride.

Lily: You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be.