ah, yes. the elusive llamarshmallow.

If you're having a dry month, weekends, especially bank-holiday ones don't count, right? Asking for a fiend.

The risk of being fined £500 (non-endorsable) for not wearing a seat belt vs the publicity from a video going viral. I'd wager on the £500 being a very good deal.

FB priorities 🤣

Paging Flups

Good to see the old practice of coded messages to Secret Service still alive and well on Penrith Facebook pages.

Bur…ger

“No further action will be taken” I wouldn’t put money on that. I suspect a lot of action will be taken by those unlawfully arrested and detained.

Got it stuck in my head didn't I

Am I the only one who isn't interested in "am I the only one who isn't interested in ..." tweets?

I am delighted to have just been appointed the new manager of Watford Football Club. I look forward to working with the players who were a great bunch of lads and I wish them all the very best for the future following my dismissal that occurred at some point during this tweet.

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Every now and then something happens on TikTok that transcends social media and becomes a *work of art*

Just popping over to a Hi-Fi Facebook Group to ask for advice on getting my CD collection onto audio tape to improve the sound quality. You?

🤩 ⛰️🌳🐈‍⬛ CathArtic 🐈🐓🫖 have you seen this 😆 youtu.be/_j9Vm3t1HHI Disturbingly good.

A new restaurant has opened up nearby. It’s called America (like the 70s folk band) The restaurant has an extensive menu, and I’ve been working my way, backwards, through each item. I’ve been through the desserts but the hors d’oeuvres remain. No you shut up.

Your fourth most frequently used gif is how you feel about Johnson stepping down as an MP