Me when someone says “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers’ really isn’t THAT great of a song

freaky ass frog😭😭

I want to hug this man.

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

Barney was really onto something when he created John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Growing up is realizing that I am more like Gus than I am Shawn

me and my 47 alarms

I’d be a morning person too if I didn’t have to crawl across the bed (undoubtedly waking my angel cat who is resting beside me) to reach the nightstand where my eyeglasses are kept, as the most effective way to wake me up? Do you know how much effort and discipline that takes

“NLE CHOPPA stuck in Denver??” -blane long

My Roman Empire is that Elon had all the audacities (and a touch of rudeness) to try and take my blue little tweetie bird away from my Home Screen

The grip that Hedwig has on me when he says “etcetera” in Split is like

I love 94.1 KRNA krnaradio krna.com

I just entered: Pearl Jam at Fenway in Boston. You can too! krnaradio krna.com/pearl-jam-bost…

There are a lot of things that happen in shows and movies that make me think: this is like that episode of Walker Texas Ranger!

A Van Gogh down by the river

All the moons of the year 2023

Next time I do a glucose test I am bringing a beer bong