My favorite part on weather broadcasts is where they try and show me something with another radar that I don’t understand what I’m looking at. #txweather

Cc Cory T a y l o r. this stat line is hilarious instagram.com/reel/C6aB9p9g5…

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Please vote for me in this contest so I can win a car payment! #comedy instagram.com/p/C9fz7ixxBhM/…

Tonight at Hyena's Comedy Club in mocking bird station. I’ll be performing with Tom Rhodes shows at 7 and 9:30!

I feel like Rodon is going to get ejected from this game at some point. #yankees

Aaron Boone is the worst manager in baseball

Is Evan Carter this generation’s Rusty Greer??

Rico had his best game ever and then got 2 carries in a half. This organization is the best.

Opened for headliner and snowmobiling pal Carmen Lynch last night in #Dallas at Hyena's. Super fun show, thanks everybody who said hello after the show, the staff and friends in audience. @ryanperrio and Arun Rama

Jerry Jones should have a life alert that when he wants to make a roster move he hits the button and it alerts a GM to walk him through the process #Cowboys #CowboysNation cc Iron Cheffield

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Out here thirst trappin Jake Bates

New drinking game every time Tony Romo says “The game within the game” you take a drink #NFLPlayoffs #nfloncbs #NFL

This game has been a war so many injuries #NFL #NFLPlayoffs

Tonight Houston taught me you really do miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. #NCAAFinalFour #FinalFour

I don’t know if pulling Otter this early was the move #TexasHockey

Blue Chew is the “He went to Jared” of erectile dysfunction. #commercials #TexasHockey

I managed to figure out how to create an email list if you wanna follow my comedy journey feel free to sign up # comedy #comedian ryanperrio.com

Those three play calls from the 1 yard line are the worst plays. The Texans have ran since the JJ Watt wildcat. #htownmade