These trousers are on their last legs.

Middle-age is wishing you’d gone to the toilet before you set off, then remembering you did.

What happens when a company fires a good chunk of staff? For one, companies with formerly high Glassdoor reviews plummet to very low ones. These companies don’t like this: it’s not why they pay for Glassdoor. So they remove many of these. Hearing of several such stories.

anthony asked the discord if ratatouille was a mecha and I cried laughing when I made this joke

This is so unsurprising, so as-expected, that my moustache has turned brown.

Good customer service from Decathlon UK in Cambridge. Bought inflatable canoe for £250. Two weeks later, they reduced it to £200. We hadn't used it, so they let us return it and immediately re-buy it, with a minimum of push-back.

I really cannot stand the results of Apple’s computational photography. It would be a massive upgrade if I could just turn it off. If I’d wanted my photos reimagined as oil paintings, I’d have installed an app for that.

Do British voters agree or disagree with the statement "It does not matter who wins the next election. Nothing will really change"? (9-10 August) Agree 57% Disagree 20%

Headline: A company fighting for the rights of working class people steal artwork from working class person

Hi SpaceCowboys1 - we just bought Unlock! Extraordinary Adventures, but it's still greyed out in the app. Has someone forgotten to turn it on?

Hi Zatu Games - we bought the latest Unlock game from you, but it's unplayable because they haven't updated the app.

Please GOD if Labour get in (I won’t say “when”; the Gods are listening) can we NOT do the whole “Let’s draw a line under the past and move forward” shit that fucking liberals always do, have some REAL investigations into Tory corruption and GET SOME OF THESE CUNTS IN JAIL?

The new GitHub branches view has a lot to recommend it, but I do miss being able to quickly get to the compare page for a branch.

How is “losing the whip” a punishment? You get to keep your job in parliament, but with the freedom to vote however you like! Parties don’t actually have any power to sack MPs. Yet another reminder that the whole system is just gestures and symbolism and that rheeeeeeerrrr noise.

IT’S…

Are there any small Northern venues with a date when Vincent can do his brilliant one-man Christmas Carol?

Very impressed so far with Hypervolt UK support. Thank you Sebastian!