Half a league, half a league, half a league onward......

All in the valley of death rode the six hundred.

O stupid, ungrateful bird! Blubber and feather! To die of desire for freedom and bad weather!

Lynette " Legs of Steel " Burger!

Remove the joker from the pack

Patience is a virtue!

Helen Zille today is the day to remember to first love yourself - if u don't u can't love anyone else

What must we do NOW to get Helen Zille as our president in 2014? Persuade all under 30s to vote! Start the dialogue.

If SA cricket was offered Kevin Pietersen now we wouldn't want him.

@PatSymcox77 wot about the Paris Roubaix???

Suikerbosrand tariffs as posted.

Did Madiba vote DA?

Just saw a Ford Ka with a rear wing! WTF?

Helen Zille must thank Jimmy Manyi for deliverhng the extra votes in WC.

Had a two stop strategy on my cycle ride today. BP and Wimpy!

Steak and kidney pie at BP Newmarket was delicious! Fresh and gravy juicy.

Giro on Rai is all in eyetie! Watch Man U v Blackpool at 5pm. All in English. ( except Sir Alex! )

Petroport N3. Sign in disabled parking bay: Stupidity is not a disability!

Powerball worth R80m today. Lotto R15m tomorrow. Give em a go!

BMC rules OK!