ALL UR TROPHY ARE BELONG TO TWITLER Tho we're all having a grand time, toying with the fancies of a #MalignantNarcisissist, this is what WE'RE choosing, instead of #IranRevolution2026 or #VenezuelaLibre (and I don't think anyone is being "liberated," in either case). [2/4]

ALL UR TROPHY ARE BELONG TO TWITLER Saving the best for last/first, a few friends said the Commandments were all the same. They're NOT...but the structure is similar. #BadHebrew #TenCommandments #TrumpStealsEverything #TrumpDeservesNothing #MosesHatesTrump [1/4]

This is totally a flag thumbtacked to the wall in a #RehabFacility for #PeteKegbreath. It won't work...and that's my professional opinion. #HegsethsLiver #WitSec #UndisclosedLocation #RecoveryFromEgo #Netanyawhore #NetayahuIsraelsFascist #AvoidingPrisonLikeTrump

Explain yourselves.

I don't see any differences. #Taxiderpy #TwitlerAndCo #EnoughAlready #HahaNowDie #ChooseYourMisadventure

How many #AMPAS bribes does it take to get this schlock nominated for an #Oscar ? You KNOW it's gonna happen. Don't presume that the #NovemberElections are goinga to fix anything...if they even occur. #MelanomaDrumpf #SlovenianSlorch #GoHomeToPutin #EpsteinEmployee

Such a weak and pathetic creature, in every way. #MAGAts

A few visual poems, for your enjoyment. I also thought I'd share the #NobelPeaceAward's actual opinion on "sharing." It basically invalidates the award, and they can take it (and the money) back. Tick tock, Sweden. Don't be shy. We're already at war with Denmark in UN Geneva 🇩🇰. ☹️

Been trying to tell folks since 2015 (or 1985, as a former Nu Yawkah). While folks with "differently-abled, Rethuglicon brains*" might be unable to care, I still haven't settled on what war power he'll invoke to nix[on?] November. #PredatorInThief #TrumptyDumbty #PlzDie 🦧⚜️

Half a gigabyte on your mobile device does WHAT, exactly? #TwatterX #FelonHusk #TreadOnMe #KrustiAndTheKeystoneKops #ICEcapades #StrangeHillToDieOn #InstitutionalizedRacism #GrindrAtCPAC #HollowPointUSA #eriKKKa #MerryWidow #MelanomaDrumpfTheMovie #AMPASbribesincoming #twaats

If #GOPtards, #magats, or "dain-bramaged*" #Rethuglicons, the Drumpf Death Cult is destroying EVERYBODY'S America. I prefer Ben Franklin's illustration. MORON LABE? If the best thing 'bout u is ur 50-cal, don't ask YUNO date a breathing female of our species. Blame him: 🦧⚜️

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Oh look... It's the #NobelAppeasementPrize. #TrumpTerrorista #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpIsUnfitForOxygen #TrophyWhoring #DrumpfDieNasty #CaediteEos #NeverAppeaseTyrants #DecrepitDementedDrumpf #9thGeneration #ICEcapades #InvadeEverywhereAllTheTime #DerangedStuntQueen

"Melanoma: Teh MOO-VEE." #MesopotamiaDrumpf #Slutvenia #MelaniaTheRussianSpy #Mockumentary #BribingAMPAS #ShitWookiee #SquintyWoman #GeorgeSoros #FelonHusk #Magaland #MoronsGonnaMore #Oscar #Trump #RedStateCarpet #ConfederacyOfDunces #MelaniaTheFilm

I won't act surprised that the recent ICE funding vote crashed and burned. They've become politically toxic; their feckless leader, an incipient corpse. I look forward to their version of #Nuremberg. #GaggyBovine #ICEcapades #ICEcapades #GregBovino #MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

I'm just as concerned that a violent bigot with aggressive, inherited dementia like #Trump STILL has the #NuclearCodes. Purportedly, "psychics" have been saying he'll croak on the 17th of next month. Seems as arbitrary as anything else. 🤷🏽 #interegnum #NeverTooSoon #Meidas

Feel free to destroy all of Oprah's horcruxes. #OprahsHorcruxes #DeepakChildMolester #RachaelRay #DoctorOz #MehmetOz #DrPhil #DogWhisperer #WinterOlympics #OprahWinfrey thedailybeast.com/self-help-guru…

A #SOTU2026 composed of lies, misrepresentations, and empty promises. Stopped counting the "like you've never seens," and the times #SpaceCadetBoneSpurs leaned on a #USMilitary he has never respected. The drip-bag under his right shoulder pad must've been Adderall/donzepil.

$145!? I'd rather wear $2 flip-flops than wipe my ass with anything Trump gave me.