For everyone working out their tax right now, just send the government a big box of cheese singles, a pack of frubes and a note explaining that works out as three grand.

Frozen, partially eaten, deer from last year

This mornings show was brought to you with the letters C.O.F.F.E. and E....

Ta-Fudgin-Da!!!!!

Oh dear. Australia, what have you done...? RT MoronWatch: 16 Tony Abbott quotes. theagevsheraldsun.tumblr.com/post/332247658… / Off to bluer skies #auspol

Hell Yes!!! “@BentleyEstate: two weeks to Woodfair! Axe throwing, working horses, woodland crafts & furniture, local food & lots for kids”

My back aches..thank you Badger Beers for making me whole again..,

Is it wrong to idolise a pig...? “grist: This pig stole 18 beers, got drunk, and fought a cow bit.ly/19E2EPp”

“wanksy54: I think either Tunbridge Wells people are asleep OR I have deeply offended. #tunbridgewells pic.x.com/S0Qd13sP7T” POOPERS

Crowborough Birthing Centre: Move maternity services to be under Tunbridge Wells Trust change.org/en-GB/petition… via Change.org

@ChrisLewKumHoi no I don't think so! You popped up on my recommendations 😊

#choppybath

@jimdesign ?

I've just signed a petition calling on President Obama to stop the Dakota Access Pipeline. Can you sign too? bit.ly/2fOGyHw