New era, new look. Our first lineup drop comes on 24 October... and it's a big one. Secure your ticket to next summer's BEST rock party: bit.ly/TREES25

Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Louis C.K. sorry for the strokes Scientology sorry for bad religion CIA sorry for dead kennedys Lazy texters sorry for u2 Owl sorry for the who Blind dog sorry for wet leg UK beef industry sorry for madness

Drawing Everton. Started with some UTTER WOKE NONSENSE. Here's a brief, terrible thread of Sean Dyche's Toffees, poorly doodled by idiots. It won't be good. Join us 🧵 (RTs appreciated x)

Juat watching Louis Theroux on Theo Von and he spends ages at the start saying he feels uncomfortable taking the piss out of dumb country folk then spends the rest of the interview taking the piss out of Theo for being stupid, proper shame always liked Louis but yeh I dunno

Club Statement: Everton Football Club acquired by Roundhouse Capital Holdings Limited, part of The Friedkin Group. 🔵

Dan Friedkin writes to Evertonians following our takeover completion. ✍️🔵

The coldest moment in British television history.

If you can’t lose your head after your captain lashes in a 98th minute equaliser on the volley against your table topping city rivals to ensure the last derby at your 133 year old stadium doesn’t end in defeat, we might as well all pack it in and pick a different sport.

Jagielka. 90+1. 💙 "One of the best goals in Merseyside derby history!" #LIVEVE 🔵 @davanti_tyres

We have triggered the option to make Charly Alcaraz a permanent signing for an undisclosed fee when his loan from Brazilian side Flamengo concludes next month. 🔵🔽

Hang it in the fucking LOUVRE 🎤 Boy George remains an icon.

I work in a specialised trade restoring historic buildings. I've been lucky enough to work on some of the oldest & well known buildings across Europe. In quite a few of them i've written 'Kopites are gobshites' in hidden places that would never get found unless it got demolished

Who's the first player you think of when you see this Everton shirt?

One place he wanted to go. 🎯

Following in their footsteps...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Our newest recruit on why he chose No.18? 🔥

#UniteTheKingdom #TommyRobinson Can’t make this up! 🤣😂

Next up: derby day. 🔵

HELLO @TONYKHAN! 👋 I'm a UK ring announcer. I've worked all over the place (TNA, World Of Sport, RevPro etc) and I'm best friends with Jeff Jarrett! I'd bloody love to announce a match on All Elite Wrestling's UK Tour! I think we'd have fun! Here's a bit of what I do. BIG LOVE!

Happy New Year, Blues! 🎉💙