Can’t wait to have my house and be in competition with my neighbors for the best decorations

Top tier

😂😂😂

Talking to God then crashing out

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

“Too Deep for the Intro” is one of the greatest intro songs ever

It’s been so long that i could watch a united game with no stress

Amad and zirkzee cooking too 🥲

If we lose it’s literally from rashford & garnacho mistakes 🤦🏾‍♂️

Until you work in any service industry you will never know how annoying and entitled the general public is.

I can’t let things go, I hold grudges . I forgive but I don’t forget .

WhatsApp is an app you wanna delete so badly but you just can’t.

Her husband seen a young man blowing a trumpet and asked what was he was doing. He said he was trying to make enough money to buy himself a PS5. Her husband gifted him the PS5 with an additional controller and $100.

apps that pause my music piss me off

You literally can get burnt out from being too nice.

Biweekly pay is the dumbest shit ever invented

trust the timing, everything happens for a reason.

i hate PENDING payments.. just take that sht & go😭

A lil “don’t fuckin play with me” every blue moon does the body good.

Sinners was amazing