how can honey birdette justify charging £200 for knickers?

At 25 I want my main birthday gift to be a £50 gift card for petrol

My favourite childhood memory is not paying bills

15 more get ups before my last day working in England for the foreseeable future🤩

My quality of life would improve tenfold if I just had another 1ml in my lips

I’d also like to thank the fan sitting near me at Wembley who, when this flew over our heads, shouted: ‘Lovely tribute to ya, Piers - ya massive cock.’

You know you’re old when you don’t even notice Snapchat is down

My Irish boyfriend just called this a main road???

Trinity K Bonet was robbed in broad daylight in that lip sync #AllStars6

Bo Burnham’s 30 is giving me pure anxiety omg I’m so old

Subtly corrected my mum on someone’s pronouns earlier and she took the advice and corrected herself. I am so proud🥰🥰🥰

Buffets bring out the absolute worst in me

Isn’t it mad how it took a literal pandemic for some of us to actually get a break from work?

Davide’s grunting when he’s working out is the biggest idk yet #LoveIsland

The camera quality on the iPhone 14 pro has truly humbled me. Ordering some industrial strength retinol asap🙃

Are Mitch’s mates not mortified by the way he’s carrying on in the villa?🤦‍♀️ #LoveIsland

Donating my degree in Drama and Performing Arts to Fabio Silva, he’s more deserving than me.