Women only fart around men they love. So if you have never heard your girl fart, she's cheating on you Bro.

So Gachagua asiguzwe? We have to condemn evil bana, afadhali mtunyonge bas😂

Eldoret is low-key better than Nairobi. A very organised city.

TBT: A video of President William Ruto fuming over a fuel price hike during former President Uhuru Kenyatta’s regime has resurfaced, just hours after EPRA raised fuel prices by Ksh9 in its latest announcement. Watch 👇 👇 👇

SAD NEWS UPDATE: Kikuyu Comedian Zacharia Kariuki aka KK Mwenyewe, Known for Rigathi Gachagua Imitations, Dies After Short Illness at Kiambu Level 4 Hospital. May he Rest in Peace 🕊️

May your soul rest in peace Mr KK Mwenyewe 🕊️

Aldrin Kibet Update: 1pm scheduled Medical at Celta. 3pm mega deal signing.....weka macho hapa, will update as tge events unfold

#GenZoteConclave Who knows these? Very good intergenerational conclave tweets on the timeline

Michael was the guy! #GenZoteConclave

#GenZoteConclave

#GenZoteConclave

Alicia Kanini it is

Never trust people with such chaotic signatures. They are liars and untrustworthy, just like those who quote Bible verses.

David raya David lier

They were used by opposition politicians to LOOT supermarkets, RAPE women, TORCH down police stations and DESTROY both public and private properties; they have now been left alone to face the full WRATH of the law.

Harry Pain or Finish Us Jr

Liverpool vs Arsenal, what's your prediction.