I'm feeling it🙏🔥

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

saying “shut up” before skipping the youtube ad is literally necessary

being told “i can tell ur happier” by ppl who’ve seen u in ur darkest moments is hands down one of the best things to hear

How it feels to have a lil show you’re looking forward to watching after work

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

“Certified lover boy? Certified PEDOPHILE!”

The whole crowd yelling A MINORRRRRR

Do i still need to get a Real ID or did we get rid of that part of the government

before you go to bed tonight remember that there is no need to be stressed. you are okay. you have time to slow down and calculate your next steps. your whole life is still ahead of you. you got this.

Get me to god's country.

hello sharks i am asking for a normal fucking day

there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth

My brother is not enjoying this

me to the bad news fairy this week apparently

Psalm 46:1 - God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.