January is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like it isn’t happening

airplane: we offer FREE wifi me: omg that’s amazing! and it works? airplane: no 🔥

I've been saying this.

I get so anxious when I order food and have to wait for my name to be called what if I don’t hear it and then they kill me

ive survived many era on this godforsaken app, but the vagueposting might be what finally drives me off of here

this is going to be the worst movie ever made, a generational failure. (i will, of course, be seated in the front row)

joni mitchell was young enough to contract polio as a kid and old enough to see katseye perform gnarly at the grammys… what a rich life

don't lecture me about woke you kids know nothing about woke. i actually grew up on 2010s tumblr. i was alive when they invented gender

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

Giving movies 4 stars on letterboxd is my favorite pastime

fanfic used to be something you read under your covers under the constant state of fear and shame… now we got people who are experiencing baby’s first fandom at age 26 tryna sell fics on tiktok shop oh my godddd heated rivalry you will PAY for this!!!!

When I say something is the greatest movie ever it’s not a literal term. There’s like 100 movies that are the greatest movie ever

mixing friend groups for my birthday makes me feel like graham norton

whether you like hamnet or not I think it’s important that every decade or so something comes along to introduce to or remind people how astonishing and worthwhile shakespeare is

skinny love by bon iver made me too emotional as a 12 year-old n i still don’t even know what that song is about fr

always feel very cheated at the airport when you get to the gate and they load you onto a bus. this isn’t what we agreed. pull the plane around mate.

i probably could split the G so easyyyy i just would never drink that

If you’re British and you’re stuck on Connections, the answer is always going to be to do with US sports teams. It’s a fact of life.