There's something so humiliating about pouring breastmilk out of the pump into the little freezer bags in the office kitchen. Intellectually I know it's fine, but my heart tells me it's five alarm sex pest behaviour.

Love 2 pull up my professional Savee in front of colleagues and remember that I've saved just... far too many pictures of Lee Pace to ever beat the pervert allegations.

Some 🦋personal news🦋 campaignlive.co.uk/article/livity…

Help I've discovered Jersey Club and my brain will never recover.

Threads is trash and I miss farting my little thoughty-thoughts into the digital ether so I guess I'm back riding Elon's dick?

A SUCCULENT JAPANESE MEAL??? THIS IS SHOGUNATE MANIFEST!

Not allowed out of Denmark Hill station due to a police incident. No one is allowed in either. Totally baffling?! #southlondon #denmarkhill

Man non-preferential voting feels so off the books. What do u mean I just put an 'x' on this poorly printed paper?

Took my ADHD meds and drank a large iced coffee to try to knock out the introduction and methods section of this manuscript and instead just came out of a 90 minute adderall hyperfocus trance where I was in Canva creating a UFO-themed abortion sticker

Why is Grok?

I've been back in the gym the last few months staging a muscle mommy comeback. My listening material of choice? THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES. Pretty sure the RAADS-R is not needed at this point, folks, that's peak autistic behavior.

An immigrant rite of passage is having to interact with your home country government and Feeling Things when you see the gov't coat of arms and branding.

me after a bad creative review

Oh man fuuuuuuuck this

looked up the guy who Steinbeck was going on all those "fishing trips" with around the time of his divorce and --

The best thing about being on video meetings constantly is watching your face slowly age like the picture of Dorian Gray

In less than two business days I get to leave my family for 3 nights to go to a wedding. There'll be new people and small talk, two of, hand over my fucking heart, my FAVOURITE THINGS, and I'm staying in a hotel with a sauna. I am OVERJOYED

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit