Weight loss advice is based on studies conducted on men and applied to women. When female hormones enter the picture, science suddenly finds it ‘too complicated’ and ‘too expensive’ so they study men, apply the results to women, and pretend it’s universal truth. As a result,

your secret is safe with me because i don’t care

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

This is what a stable relationship looks like

مفيش حاجة بِتضْحَك من امبارح

when I have to comfort someone I feel like an alien pretending to be a human

how long would it take to gain my sanity back?

i understand why ppl go legit insane like i get it

mid.

Sorry for having a tiny waist and correct opinions

Some things are so far removed from my reality that I physically cannot imagine it

Serial killer vs woman who has sex

end of an era (ran out of the last virgin olive oil bottle)

PK🍓🍉 this image comes to mind