The first few notes of Yeah are like sleeper agent trigger words that activate older millennials

In need of this shirt

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:

Today i made a coffee and forgot to put a mug under the machine. It’s not going to be a good day is it?

Im on a new diet called my boyfriend gets high and eats my snacks when I’m asleep.

I got the Sony earbuds for my birthday and they’re so cool except for the fact they do not sit in my ears because they stick out 😩#DumboStrikesAgain

if you know, you know

I dropped and shattered a whole pickle jar today in the grocery store. I’ve never been so sweaty and red.

I want to be clear: moving Roll Up The Rim To Win to an app was a betrayal. The intimacy and community of fishing a scrap of paper cup with bite marks on it from your cup holder and getting a free coffee in return was a sacrosanct. This is an insult to our nation’s traditions

A random thing someone told me once that I now think about constantly: If you feel like you hate everyone, eat. If you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. If you feel like you hate yourself, shower. If you feel like everyone hates everyone, go outside.

Today, someone stopped me in union station and told me I look majestical.

Spilled my entire coffee as I was getting ready to leave the house. Ended up missing my streetcar so I could clean it up. And now I have no coffee. Happy Friday Junior 😅

the only correct answer

I almost got on the Lakeshore West train instead of East. Safe to say my brand new prescription isn’t strong enough. Almost made for a very annoying night

My headphones will not connect to my laptop today and I just blasted the Galavant sound track to the entire office 🙂🙃

Somehow there was a sneaky T swift song in my #Spotify daily mix that was primarily musicals 🤔 Thanks but no thanks I prefer Hamilton rn

Can’t believe Tim Hortons got rid of tea biscuits. It’s a tragedy.

I’ve never felt more alive than at the Death Cab for Cutie / The Postal Service 20th anniversary show on the weekend.

Everytime I wear ankle socks outside the house I always wonder if Gen Z is playing spot the millennial.

Toronto fans are horrible. This ain’t it. They know they lost. Support your team as a fan. Don’t BOO THEM OFF. SUPPORT THEM.