Scrap all the new rts games and make ObamaCraft

this is relevant to everything in life btw

Long neck gang

Having sex before you’re 30 is fucking disgusting

I have had many StarCraft themed dreams but I didn’t know I was allowed to f10 n the whole time unfair

What the fuck

I think now is as an important time as ever to remind my fellow Americans that a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away. Let’s get those ponies

Rich people should not be held accountable for their crimes. They should always be held above the law because of all their wonderful contributions to capitalism. The only real criminals are poor people when they don’t maximize profits for the shareholders.

The best part about Nebraska dating apps is 80% of female profiles under 30 years old are UNVACCINATED, GOD FIRST, THREE KIDS, I LOVE DRINKING, I NEED A PANTS PISSIN COWBOYYY!!! And then at least half are very obese and probably don’t even like it when men piss their pants.

Most notorious criminals have fans. The subway pedophile got mad hoes in jail. Women would just call him, send him soft core porn, give commissary. It doesn’t matter how abhorrent the crime, the troublemaker aesthetic outweighs all sense of morality for some people

Dear Canada, when you become a part of real America, you will definitely not receive the Puerto Rico treatment and be regarded as a territory with no representation. We will for real include you as the 51st state despite the 16 territories we control already that aren’t states.

Every should know that the amount you receive from social security in its current state is proportional to the amount that you put in. People with little work history might only get $8-900/month while someone who contributed more can get upwards of $2000/month.

This guys a liar. I’ve always been amazed how Nebraska has small towns roughly every 15 miles of around 1000 people. Every town has a dollar general and usually also a grocery store. There are gas stations EVERYWHERE. No such thing as “last gas” signs. Dont lie about my state ty.

I’m a boomer

I’m gonna be so yolked for this dreamhack no one will recognize me

As an alcoholic American who votes, I am very upset by orange man. I love my Canadian whiskey cheap and my Mexican beer delicious. Stop tariffing our closest friends and allies you stupid monkey

The test for citizenship should be to eat this.

All my homies use Microsoft edge for one thing and one thing only, downloading a new internet browser

Repost if you think our brave postal warriors should be given military equipment and absolutely no rules of engagement

Just Dance Vance the couch fucker is an amazing legacy your children will be proud of