100% thought this was posh spice

but really what bot wrote this and why am I on this list bc WOW??

whatever about the headline but look at the beard. yall are out here talking about eyebrow blindness and blush blindness but I will die on the hill that facial hair blindness is the #1 killer of interest in straight males.

"I need AI to help me write because it's hard and not everyone is able" writing is supposed to be miserable, if you need a crutch that's what substance abuse is for, sylvia plath would choke you to death with her bare hands and edgar allan poe would use your skull as a bong

Andrew the whole date:

find a spouse who isn't afraid of talking about dark things. my 4 year old just picked up a dying bug and carried it outside saying "it's okay. you'll come back as the rain or something because that's just how life works." so anyway she's more well adjusted than me

in the midst of our great grief, every democrat I know this morning is giving "the whos down in whoville." I have only seen love, hope, and a commitment to go on. if you'll allow me the corny metaphor: he hasn't stopped Christmas from coming. it came. and all I hear is singing.

if you need to heal I can promise you that showing the princess bride to your 6 year old and watching him get goosebumps and stand on the bed and cheer when inigo kills the six fingered man is the prescription you need

ducks should have arms

jason kelce is the people's princess

This is the only sales pitch I need