I’m glad bands are loud af at shows cuz my ass be fartin

Starting in 2023, this dick will now be charging microtransactions.

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imagine if he became president and we all just had to be chill about the fact that the first lady is the bitch from curb

imagine you find out this is your son 😭

if you're depressed just lock in

this is how dudes act when they run out of beer

9 bands? do the mouth part open??

white people correctly pronouncing pho

thank god for the apple vision pro. it actually makes conversations with my wife bearable

Moaning when she cums because I’m an empath

My first born son will be named angry orchard

Nigga I just know you shitted up your back like an infant after eating this

I hear the new Fortnite season starts tonight

Shitting completely naked