Nadine Dorries has tried to submit a letter of resignation, but accidentally adopted a snow leopard.

A reminder that 57% of the people who were due to be deported by the government on the first flight to Rwanda were also Kurdish refugees.

Message for ⁦Boris Johnson⁩ from the public

I really don’t need opinions on heatwaves & climate change from the people who opposed Covid precautions, who thought Brexit would makes us richer, and who think any form of independent expertise is ‘woke’. They think wilful ignorance is as worth airing as knowledge. It’s not.

The best article I’ve read on Liz Truss - characteristically generous, imaginative and shrewd by David Gauke

‘It’s going to ruin tourism.’

I’ll just leave this here.

#horizonslive Haven't seen Dara Ó Briain tonight, so assume the restraining order's working...

RT this if you’d like to see headlines about elderly patients waiting longer than 12 hours for an ambulance, rather than yet more absolute nonsense about Meghan Markle.

On World Suicide Prevention Day remembering our beautiful daughters Sophie, Emily and Beth. A candle each in their memory and all those other precious young souls who have taken their own lives.

Recall of Parliament. Vote of No Confidence. General Election. Retweet if you want this to happen. Now.

Suella Braverman is what happens if you feed Priti Patel after midnight. #CPC22

Please retweet if you agree with Stephen Fry.

Tory MP Lee Anderson claimed £223,000 for expenses on top of his £84,000 salary, then has the cheek to lecture our nurses about their finances... 'ReTweet' and let him know how we feel about this 😡👎👎👎

“The British people back the Governments (Illegal Migration) bill” Suella Braverman MP has told Parliament. RT this if you think she’s wrong

AND THE HILL GO MARCHING ON, ON, ON! We are through to the FA Youth Cup 1st round proper after beating Tonbridge Angels 5-3 in a quite ridiculous game of football. 2-0 up. 3-2 down. Win 5-3. They’ll be dancing down Royal George Road tonight… COME ON YOU HILL! 💚🖤 #COYH

We are delighted to announce that our U18s Striker, Alex Brewer has signed first team forms and will be in our men’s Matchday squad moving forward. Alex has been on fire in the youth set up this season and played a big part in firing us to the FA Youth Cup 1st round. 💚🖤 #COYH

Our U18s once again played out an enthralling contest against Worthing U18s at Woodside Road, as Alex Brewer grabbed a late equaliser as the game ended 3-3.🤝 Many thanks to all Hill connections who made the trip and best of luck to our hosts for the rest of 23/24.👊 💚🖤 #COYH

FA Cup replays dispensed with because the handful of precious corporates don't want such inconvenience in their elite schedules. Well, if they were that fucking good they wouldn't be needing replays in the first place would they?