I hate that I keep checking for a msg that isn't coming.

Orion's belt is so so as far as constellations go. I give it three stars.

reverse cowgirl so we can play mortal kombat 🎮

my mental health has been so bad lately, living is exhaustinggg

I got a lot from my father: my eyes, my smile, my self-loathing…

My favorite yoga pose is lying on the couch all day.

Closest to a Poe vibe I’ll ever get

A trip to a remote location far away from all humanity would fix me

Tomatoes and cucumbers are both fruit. So that means Bob and Larry, the 2 main characters from Veggie Tales, are actually fruit that identify as vegetables. Conservative Christians gonna lose their shit finding out Veggie Tales is clearly pro-trans. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Arson is not a recognized stage of grief. I know this now.

The Closeted Daily

There’s no reason for me to be here. No one gives a shit anyway.

life’s too short, eat potatoes

My kids friend just called poison 'death juice' hahahah I love kids.

Just in case anyone forgot that Dave Chappelle is a transphobic bigot, his new special is here to remind you.

Fuck Dave Chappelle.

How about we teach kids this cute song

🎶if you touch without consent you lose your hand
👏🏻 👏🏻
If you touch without consent you lose your hand
👏🏻 👏🏻
If they didn't give a yes, zero touching is the best
If you touch without consent you lose your hand
👏🏻 👏🏻 🎶

Friends? On no, none for me thanks