Legos for the fishies

Prices increase in one week, registration for our immersive school event opens this Saturday, the deadline for vendors to sign up is in one week… 🫨 it’s getting closer and closer! Are you registered yet? bit.ly/oasisLD25

This is what happens when you don't take baseball seriously.

Does every failed presidential candidate need to write a fucking book?

If cavemen had protein powder they would have lived to 36

I don’t even know what’s in this bottle but I bought it to add to my JAWS shrine

Hey does anyone want to help me organize a Labubu intervention for OliviaAsks? It’s getting really serious now she’s blown all of her money on Labubus.

I’ve never met a smoke detector that didn’t beep at me between the hours of 12am and 5am for no reason at all, when it has fresh batts and all the fixings. I’m removing all of them. No more of these bitches. Take it up with me at Oasis 2026. I’m striking smoke detectors.

Bababooey to y’all 🎉🎉🎉

Is it a felony to break a smoke detector that isn’t mine? What is the going rate for bonds?

I’m having mint chip ice cream for dinner and no one is going to stop me

Can we all think about the giant rings on our fingers before we give fist bumps?

I'll say this. I have not thought about Rush Limbaugh or Jerry Falwell once since their deaths. If your life as a public figure amounts to anything, I should be able to remember you for something. Fire brands are just that, flashes that come and go and leave no sear.

“podcaster” is officially a pejorative, right?

CVS lowkey has the best Halloween decorations

Robert Redford leaving us is not what I needed this week

I thought they were mini green peppers. I’ll leave you to assume what happened next.

where is slim shady when you need him?