Spontaneous 'Village' drinks meeting occurred last night... Just been sent a photo of a flagpole that has been erected in our front garden by the Laird.... (taking the 'village' total to three)

More positive note: happy bumble monching the pollen on our Poly dahlias today

Things I've already wondered whilst at work this AM: "Why is there a sword in the office?" "Why is there a kilt-wearing American Indian statue in the office?" "Why do guests pick up the stones from the paths and put them on the statues?"

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family." Why would Rishi Sunak want to do a thing like that?

I can catch a fishy On the west coast seaaa I can catch a fishy When the weather comes doooon

Got into work and straight away conked on the head by four acorns rolling down the greenhouse.... At least it's not -4°C like it was yesterday though 🤷‍♀️

The people with whom I’ll be discussing the rain over the next week or so: 1. Family members Including frequently asking family members in other parts of the country “is it raining where you are?” 2. Colleagues Being especially sure to ask “still raining?” when a colleague

So annoying having such an over achiever for a friend. But lawdy this is well deserved and she's going to smash it. #Proud

I don't get too excited about Xmas offerings... But I found out this week the majority of my colleagues haven't had a Festive Bake. Cue me pre-ordering 8 of them for pick up at 7am tomorrow for work😅

Beautiful morning! Never been more thankful we bought a 4x4 two weeks ago 😂

Much excite. Vicky Osgood and Dan are coming!!!!!

BRUMDERBIRDS ARE GO!

How small is a small car? #Gladiators

Next week is still January bro.. how many months does this month have

Police Scotland on their way to investigate a robbery at Murrayfield #SCOvFRA

Yes I like trains. I like tiny ones too.

NEW 🙌 BEYONCE 🙌 DAY 💃

Actually really appreciative of this email Sainsbury's . Thank you

Having Kwarteng and Dorries on the C4 panel is like having a true crime podcast presented by the actual fucking murderers