bro your life is not a movie you live in Cleveland OH and you just paid $200 for a $17 bottle of absolute

so my roommates and I were discussing... hear us out- an app similar to rate my professor but for ex boyfriends where girls can read up on the guy they’re talking to. BAM genius

Me: My Therapist Diagnosing Me:

if you’re a female and have ever worked with a male coworker/boss who has ever made you feel uncomfortable pls retweet :-) just interested to see

For those of you who do not know Jackieo’s in Athens, Ohio has a new beer called Black is Beautiful! 100 percent the proceeds from the beer go towards the BLM foundation, the Mount Zion Church Preservation Society (based in Athens) and the Bail Project! Go show your support!

I think we should giveaway two!! RT to enter

was your first time seeing a dick on Omegle with 6 of your friends or did you have a well-adjusted childhood

Billie Eilish: Same Interview, The Fourth Year Watch now on VANITY FAIR youtu.be/hS2x1zl4rn0

if i go to brunch, i’ll be ordering at least 3 different beverages & i just need whoever is with me to not judge. -water to hydrate -coffee to awake -mimosa or bloody mary, self explanatory. some of us are just 3 beverage kind of people and that’s okay

good mornin March, you sexy son of a bitch 🌞

Fellow friends, my friends at Michelob ULTRA said they would send me a care package if this got 250 retweets, hook me so I can drink some MICKS this weekend

Retweet and I’ll draw your profile pic

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The CDC says fully vaccinated people can come out of their cage and do just fine

put a man infront of your full sized mirror and see how obsessed they are with themselves

So am I supposed to check back in with the orthodontist who put in my permanent retainer or is this thing going with me to the grave?

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.