NOTE TO SELF: DECIDE WHICH VIKING LIZARD VIKING WAS.

POST YOURSELF AS A VILLAIN! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS?

STILTS FOR GIANT ROBOT

THIS RETAIL FACILITY IS NOW UNDER THE CONTROL OF G.O.D.!

THE G.O.D. WARFARE AGENTS ARE STILL UNLOADING MY CHRISTMAS STOCKING! AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, IT IS VERY LARGE!

MAKE THIS YEAR YOUR YEAR! YOUR YEAR TO JOIN G.O.D.!

THIS YEAR'S SUPER BOWL "MVP" WILL RECIEVE THE HONOR OF BECOMING G.O.D.'S NEWEST CYBORG!

A REMINDER: YOU SHOULD FEAR G.O.D.!

FOUND: ANNOYING YOUNG MAN. TRAVELS WITH OWN BATHTUB. CALLS EVERTHING GORGEOUS. WE DON'T WANT HIM HERE. IF HE IS YOURS, COME TO THE G.O.D. BASE TO PICK HIM UP. WE HAVE HIM DISTRACTED WITH A MIRROR RIGHT NOW BUT HE'LL GET TIRED OF IT EVENTUALLY.

G.O.D. FOLLOWERS ARE REQUIRED TO PURCHASE THIS!

TWO MORE YEARS AND STILL THE X-RIDER LIVES!

I MUST LEARN MORE ABOUT THESE "MINIONS". G.O.D. CAN ALWAYS USE MORE FOLLOWERS!

G.O.D. LIKES TO KEEP ON TOP OF RIDER GIMMICKS! THAT'S WHY WE'RE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE NEW LIMITED EDITION G.O.D. GOCHIZOS! AVAILABLE IN THEEE FLAVORS: AWFUL, GROSS, AND NASTY! STEVE, WHO WROTE THIS AD SCRIPT?!

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ANY TRICK OR TREATER WHO COMES TO THE G.O.D. BASE DRESSED AS THE X-RIDER WILL BE DESTROYED! ANY TRICK OR TREATER THAT COMES DRESSED AS KING DARK WILL RECIEVE A BIG CHOCOLATE BAR! IF YOU COME DRESSED AS A G.O.D. WARFARE AGENT, YOU WILL RECIEVE A JOB APPLICATION FORM!

NEW YEAR, NEW G.O.D.! WE WILL DESTROY THE X-RIDER FOR SURE THIS YEAR!

ALSO, I HAVE BEEN SEEING SECOND COPIES OF SOME OF THE SHOWA RIDERS. IF A SECOND X-RIDER SHOWS UP, I WILL NOT BE PLEASED!

FOR THOSE OF YOU IN THE US, G.O.D. IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE OUR NEW VIDEO APP, G.O.D.TOK! 100% G.O.D. CONTENT, ALL THE TIME! DOWNLOAD NOW AND PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO G.O.D.! YES, WE HAVE MEMES!

ALL G.O.D. FOLLOWERS ARE REQUIRED TO PURCHASE THIS! EVEN IF IT HAS FAR TOO MUCH OF THE ACCURSED X-RIDER IN IT!

THE REGULAR GOVERNMENT IS BEING MORE EVIL THAN THE GOVERNMENT OF DARKNESS. OUR ORGANIZATION IS CURRENTLY REDUNDANT. ALL G.O.D. WARFARE AGENTS ARE ENCOURAGED TO USE VACATION TIME WHILE G.O.D. LEADERSHIP WORKS ON THIS PROBLEM.