Just think, Villa were a mess a few years ago just like us and now look at them. Not that we’ll turn it around we’ll be shite forever. Fuckoff Calvert Lewin.

That ends November 2nd.

Everton fans: “How many times are you going to let us down this season??” Everton …..

Sarri 10 minutes into his first Everton game

This Aston Villa fan walked out of the players lounge entrance to find fans asking for his autograph, so he posed for photos and signed their shirts… Brilliant! 👏🤣 #AVFC

We all knew he wasn’t scoring that.

Accept it now, we all know it’s happening…

Thought it was Bobby Davro

Chippy teas on me, everyone. Useless bunch of shithouses are so predictable.

760 quid to watch those useless shithouses running round chasing shadows every other week. Can’t bloody wait!

Never seen it before….

Merry Christmas Blues. Last Christmas at Goodison Park. Play this to your nans and grandads, they’ll love it. They always do. Anyway, enjoy the sprouts & give a little call to those who need it. Bare minimum really💙 #MerryChreverton

“How am I doing boss”..,…. “These are the good times we’ve longed for”

Went to the St Mary’s for first time in a while. My mum, who knows nothing about football, predicted the 0-5 loss then got booed when collecting her prize from Adam Armstrong in the Saints hospitality 😂

A corner that never got lofted to the back post!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Up the 006 South Stand crew. 💪🏻

That’s so bad it’s hilarious.

Like a kid going the match for the first time here. Come on, come on, get down to Bramley Moore….. WHOOOOOOOO!!

Being an understudy to Big Nev Southall was a double-edged sword. You got to learn from one of the World’s best — but you knew your chances of dislodging him were miniscule. Rob Sawyer in conversation with Stephen Reeves 👇 evertonia.com/articles/45716…