Alfredo and Shredder in our Cute but Deadly Dog Sweaters

i find it kinda funny- i find it kinda sad. the dreams in which i’m getting suck- [i am immediately shot in the head by a navy seal]

red m&ms are absolutely disgusting

if this doesn’t make sense to you, you’re not from wisconsin

“did you hear kylie jenner is dating timothee chalamet” did you hear i probably won’t be able to afford to retire

weed…i miss her

last night was a movie

you want to see her hole. i want to see her whole.

Not too fond of the new Snapchat AI

so true

not now honey, mommy is judging the met gala looks

“which team are you rooting for now that yours is out?” as if there’s any answer except the one who’s star point guard has posted his cock on his instagram story

this bitch asking alexa what a moose sounds like at 8 am

i’m an empath. I can tell this plant is angry.

if FM 102/1 could stop playing bones by imagine dragons that would be great

forget death threats i’m gonna fart in your mouth