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Keith Pain

@keithpain

Magician, Puppeteer, Actor, Associate of the inner Magic circle , Punch and Judy Fellowship, Equity.

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Ahead of next year's Ghost Stories tour - you can watch the film on BBC2 this Friday or on Prime Video.  Trust us, the film will not spoil the play for you. There are plenty of different twists and screams waiting for you! Are you brave enough to book? ghoststoriesplay.com

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My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favourite Star Wars character… You should have seen the Luke on his face!

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My wife said she's going to leave me because of my karaoke obsession… I said, "Fine, go on and go, walk out the door, turn around now, you're not welcome any more..."

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Just thought I'd nip over to check on the old lady over the road, and fair play to her at 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch. She always makes a big effort, but there was no answer. I'll pop back next year

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Urgent repair work has been carried out on a Cotswolds road after ‘Ceep Klear’ was painted by mistake itv.com/news/westcount…

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Today I was struggling to get my wife's attention. So, I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable… That did the trick!

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Yesterday was the Olivier Awards nominees lunch. It was a lovely event with a truly extraordinary finale. The nominees were told to go to Piccadilly Circus at 5pm to see an announcement. It was truly humbling to see. A moment I’ll never forget. #olivierawards

Yesterday was the <a href="/OlivierAwards/">Olivier Awards</a> nominees lunch. It was a lovely event with a truly extraordinary finale. The nominees were told to go to Piccadilly Circus at 5pm to see an announcement. It was truly humbling to see. A moment I’ll never forget. #olivierawards
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I can’t actually get over this. This is truly incredible and you Ian are an incredibly talented individual and the world needs more of this ❤️