Ahead of next year's Ghost Stories tour - you can watch the film on BBC2 this Friday or on Prime Video.  Trust us, the film will not spoil the play for you. There are plenty of different twists and screams waiting for you! Are you brave enough to book? ghoststoriesplay.com

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favourite Star Wars character… You should have seen the Luke on his face!

To save money on a coffin, buy a pen from Amazon and use the box it came in!

My wife said she's going to leave me because of my karaoke obsession… I said, "Fine, go on and go, walk out the door, turn around now, you're not welcome any more..."

Just thought I'd nip over to check on the old lady over the road, and fair play to her at 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch. She always makes a big effort, but there was no answer. I'll pop back next year

4 years since we lost you buddy, doesn’t get easier but I hope I’m doing you proud. Together we were okay, miss you pal ❤️

As I was sitting drinking my morning cup of tea in my slippers, I thought to myself... I really must wash some cups!

The man that invented the Yo-Yo died yesterday… He was lowered into his grave 15 times!

I used to think drinking was bad for me... So I gave up thinking!

I married far too young… Lovely Chinese girl!

It's true that exercise helps with decision making… I went for a run this morning and decided never to do that again!

Urgent repair work has been carried out on a Cotswolds road after ‘Ceep Klear’ was painted by mistake itv.com/news/westcount…

Proud does not even come close to how I feel. x

I have a copy of the 1982 Radio Times if anybody wants to know what's on the BBC this Christmas!

If my wife makes alphabetti spaghetti for tea again, we'll be having words!

Today I was struggling to get my wife's attention. So, I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable… That did the trick!

THE PRODUCERS IS GOING TO THE WEST END! theproducersmusical.com - such fun interviews with WhatsOnStage

Yesterday was the Olivier Awards nominees lunch. It was a lovely event with a truly extraordinary finale. The nominees were told to go to Piccadilly Circus at 5pm to see an announcement. It was truly humbling to see. A moment I’ll never forget. #olivierawards

I can’t actually get over this. This is truly incredible and you Ian are an incredibly talented individual and the world needs more of this ❤️

My wife yelled at me because I apparently treat her like a child… So I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself!