John Cena really just made a career out of having a great personality

Literally who cares about about the royal family anymore. Oh, you’re a Queen? Then go to war. Can’t go to war? Then you’re not a Queen.

when meg ryan gets mail

Spider-Man 2 is definitely one of the top five Superhero movies of all time

Being asked to enter my work history after already uploading my resume

me trying to explain my political ideology to people without using "scary" words like communism, socialism, or anarchism

If you watch anything today...

Vaush 📺

sometimes you gotta say "fuck it bro, i'm watching tangled"

I voted for Colin Ross

Just said goodbye to one of my best friends @hair_by_keaton We made memes, did a dating show and became roommates. You're going to kill it in Arizona man! Love you dawg!

Who do agnostics even worship? Jake from State Farm?

Starting to think becoming TikTok famous is now the safer option

Me: wow, this job looks incredible... maybe ill go ahead and click apply Indeed: lol dude u literally already applied for this position Me: ah, yes that makes sense then

🚨Excited to share that Ironworkers Local 75 has endorsed our campaign! I will always support policies that create union jobs and support middle-class workers and their families.

👋 Hi, I'm Katie Hobbs. I'm Arizona's Secretary of State and I'm running for governor against the most extreme GOP candidate in the country. Every poll shows this race NECK and NECK. Can you retweet this and help me reach 130,000 followers?

Growing up poor, all I had was the American dream. It kept me going: as a kid sleeping on the floor, a student scrubbing toilets, a Marine losing brothers in Iraq. Today, too many Arizonans see their dream slipping away. I’m running for the U.S. Senate to win it back for you!