Biden will now stand and announce if he was a faithful

u ever meet someone and u can tell they were heavily involved on campus

could be us

i went to the gay apparel store and they said you already donned everything

The Grammys are a reminder that female musicians are godesses and male musicians are the cringiest life form on earth

getting severed so my innie can listen to diet pepsi for the first time

I think I would do well on The Traitors because I, too, remember something weird you said at breakfast weeks ago and believe you should be killed for it.

Pope Crave covering the conclave that starts tomorrow, I have never been more catholic than now

when my friends from different friend groups meet up

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt

carly rae jepsen:

onion rings? I’m answering

The vibe I bring to trivia