Fall is close….

its date an older woman fall

Too stupid. It can’t be. It cannot be real. It’s too dumb man.

this is like when Peter tries to give a fake name in family guy and looks around panicked, sees a Pea and goes “Pe” sees a woman crying and goes “uh. Tear” and then a winged lion bursts through the window and he goes “griffin. Yeah Peter griffin. Ah shit”

BREAKING: Google fined $20,565,635,200,000,003,000,000,000,000,000,000 by Russian TV channels. A Russian court has fined the US giant over 20 decillion US dollars (2 undecillion Russian rubles) for failing to restore 17 Russian TV channels on YouTube.

Im battling with my flesh

Fry Cook lookalike contest at local McDonalds. $14/hour cash prize. maybe y’all should check it out 😂

Demarcus Cousins is suspended for the remainder of the season after scratching his balls and making a heckler sniff his hands. complex.com/sports/a/treya…

seen city eat one of these no sauce no sides

Lol this guy's having the best week ever

モンゴル犬風洞実験

I want to have one million pints with TheRadBrad

Make me president so I can ban alcohol! 🍺 🍷 it’s position

Women love yapping about cellulite like I care what kind of phone they got

100 percent if my dad said this I’m whooping his ass. My dad died with $20 in his checking account and the state took that so doesn’t really apply here but if my dad had half a billion bones in the bank and said some bullshit like this it’s curtains for his ass.

I feel an attachment to him, like we are kindred souls, of sorts. He pursues his passion, and for what? To be told “no.” He understands my journey, my sorrow, and I his. In a different life maybe we would be friends. Maybe I would be him.

If I'm squaring up with an old husky man and he hits a jump kick on me I am also absolutely just going for the handshake diplomacy check, that guy is gonna beat the brakes off me

bink Tweeting shit you feel strongly about into the abyss and seeing a beautiful russian woman who is definitely real liked it>>>>