My official Barbenheimer schedule

Having a “The Bear” summer: - Panic attacks - Disassociating - Living in past trauma - Eating a lot of sandwiches - Calling people cousin - Shouting

Medicaid would be a beautiful name for a child

Just watched a story of people running up to a stage from the DJ’s pov and it was so embarrassing!

yes i'm from CPS the cock penis & shlong department

Taking a tolerance break from employment

she was so real

Oh shut the fuck up. You call yourself Wildcat ffs. That's gayer than two coal miners buying a house together, and living happily ever after til one dies of black lung.

Angus Cloud came into Euphoria with no acting experience and then effortlessly created the show’s most charming character. He had a long career ahead of him, but Fez alone will be an iconic character for generations. I hope he’s at peace now.

We are incredibly saddened to learn of the passing of Angus Cloud. He was immensely talented and a beloved part of the HBO and Euphoria family. We extend our deepest condolences to his friends and family during this difficult time.

a very Krista-meth thing to do :

i need him not in a physical way but in the way that a spoiled little girl needs a pony

Montana is such a small town you can hardly have two boyfriends!

Made pesto with the addition of some herbs I grew from seed in my home ❤️ Tasted like shit I had cereal after

I love being a Zach Bryan hater bro just makes it too easy 😂

who gives a shit COUSIN IS IN THE BOTTOM ROW

Idk why everyone is surprised when I do dumb shit…I never claimed to be smart!!

My husband, my pup, and my coffee shop. I'm a lucky lady I tell ya what