We get so many packages at work that I now have super powers and can hear that special auspost beep from the other end of the building lol

Power: goes out *sits in darkness* Power: comes back on *me in my best 𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ elvin voice* We, appreciate, power

Find yourself a cat soo0o vocal that it inspires you to ~not~ stay home from that party on a cold rainy night

one of my best friends always says to me 'the squeaky wheel gets the oil' which makes me smile because it sounds kinda juvenile but also simply great life advice. may we all be the squeaky wheels 🙏🚲

Pop music is cool up until the point where you can recite lyric for literally any activity. Eg; Me: *thirsty* My brain, every time: 🎶 OK! Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thursty 🎵

I think the most terrifying part of the 'god is always watching you' sentiment in my religious upbringing was not the fact that I thought I needed to be good all the time, but more I thought it also meant that "he" was also always watching my wipe my butt

U and me both

Realistic job interview: Interviewer: How much do you like paying your rent? Me: HEAPS!! Interviewer: 🤝 HIRED!

happy father’s day to all the men who aren’t fathers and have benefitted from their girlfriends’ abortions, yet have remained silent in the fight for safe access to abortion

We don’t cancel people anymore, we put them in the recycling bin for self-improvement and they can come out when they’re better. Minimising waste cos it’s 2019.

i don't really like going to the clurb BUT on the flip side it's cool to see what parts of a song my friends dance to; eg. lyrics, bass, beat etc

So I watched The Matrix for the first time tonight and can actually say it is one of the best movies I have ever seen? It was made 20 years ago and is relevant to righttt now???

KAIAR x Arrom - Doubt [00:42]

Love this

.@Arrom & KAIAR - Starcrossed [00:43]

I made a drone for @aphirism and then she went ahead and made A Bop with it. She also let me colour in her whimsical album art 💙

my apartment is now a stop motion video factory thanks to KAIAR youtube.com/watch?v=PeOc9B…

@ tv execs, i would watch a survivor type reality show that puts 'dictator dan' and anti-vax types in situations of actual oppression

😭😭😭