Sport FACT: Until they swapped it in the 1990s, the blue ball in snooker was worth salt & vinegar and the green scored cheese & onion.

This product gets a 5 Star review from me. I’ve been wearing it for nearly 40 years & it’s still in great condition. But can anyone recommend a good product for removing skidmarks? ⚡️🦁

Me: Are Medusa’s pubes snakes too?
Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.

The 1977 Star Wars episode of the Donny & Marie Osmond Show features some incredible moments.

Actually my biggest nightmare is shitting myself on a packed bus, then both my tits fall out and then I catch on fire x

Burnt me hand making gravy last night. 💔 It’s the things you love that hurt you the most…

And happen it has 🤦🏼‍♀️ Hannah (Taylors Version) I am both sorry and jubilant at the same time 🤣

People who accidentally found their doppelgängers in museums - a thread 🧵

⁦Jake Yapp⁩ is LIVE on Instagram doing his cheffy stuff - follow him on the instas for his culinary adventures instagram.com/jakeyapp/live/…

Happy belated birthday to my one true love #puppetcrush

*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*

He’s right. The genius that is Alrightfans providing top quality content that you don’t want to miss.

LIVE right here, right now with video. (Or listen to the audio later) mixcloud.com/live/Audio_Fre…

Did anyone travel on Southern at the weekend and find this beautiful quilt left behind in a blue tote bag? Please help us reunite it with its creator and the intended baby recipient 🤞 #FindTheQuilt

The winner of the ‘Dogs Who Look Like Barbra Streisand’ event at Crufts.

Did you miss us? I mean, not generally, just last night. Well you can LISTEN HERE (without the visuals which might be confusing at some points) There IS bad language in it. Sorry. mixcloud.com/Audio_Freqs/ja…

Well, today’s the day - the return of Audio Freqs - originally a section on NotTodayPod everybody’s favourite cousins Jake Yapp and David Yapp are back LIVE tonight at 8.30pmGMT on mixcloud

mixcloud.com/Audio_Freqs/

You know Jake Yapp and David Yapp did that Audio Freqs podcast? Well. You can tune into their mixcloud on 6th March at 8.30pm to see them do it LIVE with special guest!

mixcloud.com/Audio_Freqs/

What a beautiful way of announcing your end of life news. The appreciation and the gratitude. The sheer wonder and grit: “So carpe that diem and keep it carped. And enjoy the tiny ways you can make other people a little happier” jerseyeveningpost.com/news/2024/02/1…