Lorne Sausage (@jollygoodwheeze) 's Twitter Profile
Lorne Sausage

@jollygoodwheeze

Professor of Procrastination. Demotivational speaker. Writer of sentences. Wearer of hats. Private citizen. Resides mostly on Instagram.

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Lorne Sausage (@jollygoodwheeze) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#OptionalIdentityMark #EnglishLabourInScotland trading fraudulently as Scottish Labour's account has blocked replies? To paraphrase Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, they can't handle the truth. #LabourScum #LabourLiars #LabourOut #YouYesYet #ScottishIndependence #EndEnglishRule

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Fingal's Cave has one of the best Clarinet moments in music. Just saying. Meanwhile, Oramo needs a haircut and Georgia Mann must have packed her quiet outfits in that missing suitcase. #BBCProms #Proms

Lorne Sausage (@jollygoodwheeze) 's Twitter Profile Photo

...and so it begins. Sibelius well and truly spoiled by the clowns who insist on clapping between movements. It's going to be a long eight weeks. 🤬 #BBCProms #Proms

MSM Monitor (@msm_monitor) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Nurses have filed claims at an employment tribunal on the grounds of sexual harassment, discrimination & victimisation after a hospital allowed a male colleague who identifies as a woman to use single sex facilities. NHS Fife? No, Darlington NHS. Yep, in England. The tribunal

Gow Davy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 (@gowdavy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

That's TV Glasgow Paul Sweeney Tge SNP scrapped all bridge tolls, tunnel tolls and hospital parking charges. Labour will reintroduce them. As well as tuition fees and prescription charges. While privatising Scottish Water. That's the new direction they will take Scotland in.

Hannah Brown (@hannahmargbrown) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I asked the Chancellor twice this morning if the rape clause is fair. 'Wait until Autumn for the child poverty strategy' was the answer on both counts. Read her full response and the story for The Herald here: heraldscotland.com/news/25341017.…

Eddie, Independence nothing less, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@bigbenn1e) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today on SKY, Starmer said that oil and gas would be with us for a very long time ! Remember what they told us in 2014, they said that it had almost ‘run out’ … they lied ! But too many so called Scots bought the lie. In 2026, the answer is to vote SNP !

🔰🛡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Macsen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🛡🔰 (@emr678) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Despite EVERY SINGLE COUNCIL voting unanimously to hand over the crown estate to Wales Welsh Secretary Jo Stevens confirmed Westminster WILL NOT transfer control of the Crown Estate. This is dictatorship, not democracy.

Despite EVERY SINGLE  COUNCIL voting unanimously to hand over the crown estate to Wales

Welsh Secretary Jo Stevens confirmed Westminster WILL NOT transfer control of the Crown Estate.

This is dictatorship, not democracy.
Lorne Sausage (@jollygoodwheeze) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I know Coronation Street is short of money, but did they have to dispense with the services of their Continuity person? Carl Webster's magically appearing, disappearing and reappearing stubble in at least two episodes this week? It's 2025, not 1965. #CoronationStreet #embarrassing

John O'Connell (@jdpoc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"My life is shit, the ex wife has turned the kids from me, coz I battered her a bit, I can barely walk upstairs, and I'm hardly sober half the time ... ... I know. I'll go and paint a roundabout, that'll make me feel better.."

"My life is shit, the ex wife has turned the kids from me, coz I battered her a bit, I can barely walk upstairs, and I'm hardly sober half the time ...

... I know. I'll go and paint a roundabout, that'll make me feel better.."
The Parkhead Faithful (@theparkheadf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Celtic fans on the HCTS – you can opt out of the Europa League package if you wish. Email [email protected] with: 👉 “Please remove me from the Home Ticket Scheme with immediate effect. Client Ref: Name on season book: It’s up to each individual to decide. 👍

Celtic fans on the HCTS – you can opt out of the Europa League package if you wish.
Email tickets@celticfc.co.uk with:

👉 “Please remove me from the Home Ticket Scheme with immediate effect.
Client Ref:
Name on season book: 

It’s up to each individual to decide. 👍
Lorne Sausage (@jollygoodwheeze) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yet again, this nyaff refuses to engage in debate, fearful of being called out for her lies and those of #OptionalIdentityMark #EnglishLabourInScotland trading fraudulently as Scottish Labour. #LabourLiars #LabourScum #LabourOut #YouYesYet #ScottishIndependence #EndEnglishRule

Lorne Sausage (@jollygoodwheeze) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm not convinced that anything in Wednesday evening's Coronation Street, out of all the episodes in the last 10 months, was 'real'. The whole thing felt very Bobby Ewing. It's probably the cheese in my sandwiches at lunchtime, but it was just weird. #Corrie #ITVCorrie #CoronationStreet