BREAKING: Conservatives are having trouble understanding why God is still allowing school shootings with Trump as president.

This really is simple ... but brilliant. If Obama had nothing better to do (which I'm sure he does) he should troll #MAGA saying he's toying with the idea.

Just the facts

Grandpa is mad

The Mets have given Jonah Tong more run support in 2 innings than they gave Jacob deGrom in 2018-2022

Way too much to unpack here... but the most disturbing bit is the "with the help of SCOTUS" comment.

They've gotta let Tong finish 5 #LGM

Happy Friday to Trump’s “Rapid Response Director,” who we ratio'd into oblivion.

The White House is getting ready for the reality reboot of an 80's classic....

Well if nothing else, the #trumpdead hashtag provides us the fun of experiencing the famed LBJ quote, “Of course it’s not true, but let’s make the bastard deny it!" in action.

Of all the happy chatter around Tong's first start, what worries me is the comparisons to Lincecum. Remember ... Tim was a rock star for the SFGiants for 4 years. Then injuries (given his delivery and slight frame) derailed him; he was never the same after that. #lgm

BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT KID ROCK IS NOT IN THE BEST INTERESTS OF OUR GREAT STATE, I AM GIVING SERIOUS CONSIDERATION TO TAKING AWAY HIS RESIDENCY. HE IS A THREAT TO CALIFORNIA'S EARDRUMS, AND SHOULD REMAIN IN THE WONDERFUL STATE OF MICHIGAN, IF THEY WANT HIM. GOD BLESS AMERICA! —

Well, all you can say is that was a nice catch ... dammit! #LGM

I'm officially nicknaming Senga "The Deuce" in honor of his skill of giving up so many doubles.... #LGM

HAPPY LABOR DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT IS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY WITH A SICK WARPED RADICAL MIND, KILLING SMALL BUSINESSES WITH CRAZY TARIFFS, TAKING HEALTH CARE FROM CHILDREN, PARDONING J6 THUGS, SENDING THE "PRIVATE ARMY" TO ARREST GRANDMA, WRECKING OUR

White House releases new photo of Trump golfing today Your move, shitlibs

Why is Trump withdrawing from the UN human rights review? Because his administration routinely violates Americans’ rights. By dodging UN scrutiny, he hopes the world ignores U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s abuses, Homeland Security’s illegal deportations & his attacks on LGBTQ people. The United States has a

Just crushing it.