who was gonna tell me tim gunn isn’t in the new season of project runway

in the ticketmaster waiting room

i’m getting these tickets

i’ve never needed to pull out the awkward turtle from middle school as much as i’ve needed to today

i don’t want to be a deep sea welder YOU CANT MAKE ME

i’m out shopping in soho and turns out it’s everyone’s first day on earth

nothing gets me more drunk than a zoning schedule

tonight’s inspo

there should be an alcoholics anonymous but for chapstick use

when i’m triggered by work and i remind myself that i’m gonna get paid

i wanna see more representation of contact lens wearers in movies and tv shows

my arthritis is so bad rn i’m starting to understand why spotify told me that my age is 81

bring back the b-52’s

men love to wear a tank top with a short sleeve button down open over top and call it fashion

when panic at the disco said “ever since we met, i only shoot up with your perfume” bring back real yearning 2026

staying strapped w my nasal spray no matter how tiny my purse is

marina gets me

going home before 4 AM i should get a medal