me trying not to reveal the surprise or the gift i'm going to give someone in advance

When they shout “lotteria”and you barely have 3 beans

Disney+ & Hulu bundle is $5 for a year if you do it by the 28th. Just make a new account. You welcome 🫶🏽

need to go sit by the sea soooooo bad

Making my BF sign up for Ulta and Sephora rewards so I can have his bday gifts >>>>> lololol

When Meleys looked back Rhaenys that was like “bitch I love you but this is it for us” #DemDragons #HouseOfTheDragon

Yet another episode where criston cole doesn’t die #HOTD #HouseOfTheDragon

Yall just had to remind me all of this is just so Bran can sit on the Iron Throne #HouseOfThedragon #DemDragons

When I ask someone to wake me up early in the morning and they actually do it

When somebody tell me to do something I was literally already about to do

What a bunch of bs. All a publicity stunt to make the person who started this whole ban idea look like the savior. It’s still fuck Donald trump today, tomorrow and every day after that.

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can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses

y'all will never convince me that pink isn't the prettiest color ever

I wish people feared their sons being abusive, pedophiles, and rapists as much as they fear them being gay.

i’m convinced my generation had the best childhood