“what’s your favourite genre of music” songs that i like. it’s pretty cool every single song in that genre is one that i like

THANK YOU. Some of us had BEEN using em-dashes for YEARS before this shit and are now being accused of using AI to write. Get fucked. I love them.

I’ve been playing a mobile game for a few weeks now but I’m like so deep in it, like I’m in the discord group and everything and whenever there’s a drama kicking off I have no one to talk to about it as everyone’s like shut up it’s just a game🫣🤣

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back

I live by the Universal Girlfriend Theory which is my theory that everyone wants to be treated like a Girlfriend in the sense they just want to be taken on a fun date they didn’t plan and for you to buy them dinner. this applies to women, men, parents, in laws, grandparents,

Spent the whole month of November learning the fairytale of New York on the tin whistle and it really paid off, now I can get back to my other hobbies I put to one side for the bit🤣

Have a playlist of about 10 songs from musicals / Disney films that I belt whilst I’m cleaning and once I’ve exhausted myself on those I just stop cleaning but it is absolutely my favourite activity

Just quoted what I thought was a Twitter thread back to Hearney and he was like “… it was me who told you that” I think he’s right but let’s not tell him that x

Is it against the law for the fridges in Boots to be cold?? If you want a lukewarm drink head to your nearest Boots x

Asked hearney to make a cuppa, he started pissing about and spilt cranberry juice over the carpet and I’m just sitting here enjoying his panic trying to clean it up :)

If anyone wants some entertainment there’s two guys driving round Guernsey in the insane storm right now live-streaming it😭😭 youtube.com/live/rSjik6t0F…

Actually incredible thing to say as the president of America

Trump just unintentionally said the United States shouldn’t exist and the land should be returned to Native Americans. This is the biggest self-own of the century.

I saw a woman on TikTok say she wakes up tired, goes to work tired, comes home tired, and somehow is still expected to cook, clean, reply nicely, and have a “good attitude.” And I realized exhaustion isn’t just physical, it’s being constantly required to function like you’re not

I fear these new Winnie the Pooh collections are going to ruin me financially

btw

can’t watch a movie because I should probably read a book instead but I can’t read a book because I should be sleeping but I also can’t sleep so instead I will mindlessly scroll hoping I eventually pass out without doing anything enjoyable or productive in the meantime

Had my car for about 6 months and today I just found a random CD in it and it’s called House Cutting Shapes mix and honestly it’s taken me back to 2016 Space Nightclub in Leeds🥴🥴