“do you have any gang affiliations, jayce?”

threesome??? TONIGHT???

bri is a fake nine inch nails fan

normalize traumatizing each other, at least a little bit!

am i attracted to them cuz they’re an addict or are they an addict because i’m attracted to them?

pregaming halsey with billy joel

the machines can vape but i can’t

ZOHRAN MAMDANI THE MAN THAT YOU AAAAARE

my favorite part of the halsey concert was when lin manuel miranda came on stage for hurricane and then told us that zohran mamdani won the nyc mayoral election

is werewolf a disability

i think bri misgendered me but i just can’t prove it

bri just blue me for my birthday???

i wish i was in bris passenger seat with a slim jim and a monster rn

every year when i go to christmas mass it makes me want to engage in catholic discourse cuz some of yall don’t know how to act in church

soup is a very horny food

HAPPY NEW YEAR🎉🥳🍾👯

the junimos would not fuck with you btw

The GOP tweeting an AI Stardew Valley screenshot is like a democrat setting a bible on fire

“if a man is 5’8 or less, they are shorter than me” —rosalie safford (5’3)

do not ********* me if you know what’s good for you