They aren’t just coming for school boards. They are coming for seemingly “neutral” boards like emergency services. Anything they can control. Local elections matter!!

Since today is the last day to register to vote in Texas don’t forget to triple check your registration status!

TIL from my kid that a (clean) meat masher doubles as a cookie cutter

I just had a pretty shit day but I also just ate the best birria tacos and guacamole I’ve ever had so I guess I’ll give it a pass.

What on Earth!?!?

There are so many hideous minor league jerseys in this auction and I WANT THEM ALL.

Preventative healthcare, all forms of it.

Clear backpacks do nothing but cause parents to go broke buying new ones.

Doesn’t matter if Lance never throws another pitch again… 24 straight curveballs will always be enough for me

Is it possible for ONLY Shohei Othani to win the World Series? Like not as a Dodger but just as himself, so neither team wins but he still gets everything he deserves.

Cashman still gonna find a way to blame that on the Astros.

Yankee fans… what the hell are you thinking!?!?

Imagine paying that much money to go to the World Series only to watch your team take one mediocre swing and then get kicked out for being a colossal asshole.

Never mind the announcers, where do I get a bag of those chips with that much cheesy powder on them??

Welp it happened this year, my kid refused to wear a costume. Ended up going as an asshole anyway

It’s 2024, so people know we can hear your Bluetooth conversation from outside of the car, right??

Well. That escalated quickly.

The only restrictions we have are that the stash stays in the kitchen/pantry (bugs!) and that I get to go through their stash and claim all the 100 Grand bars first. After that, have at it kid.

Northern Exposure is on Paramount+, and I feel like that there is not nearly enough attention around that.

My kids are finally old enough where we all look forward to the extra hour of sleep, and that shift is so worth the wait.