This is just funny 😂

Kama unajua unaiba pesa kwa kampuni usijaribu kununua gari. Na kama utanunua nunua gari manager akiangalia anakuchekelea. They will never teach you this in unifasti

The problem is old parts not old cars. As an example my accessory belt snapped last week at the car wash. It snapped because the steering pump seized. The steering pump was serviced. But it still seized. Any problems on this car are old parts.

Huyu mzae alianza kutweet jana na 2k followers , sahii ashanipita ako 13k followers 🤣🤣😭

There is a former friend of mine, emphasis on former who convinced me how lucrative the pig farming business had become ,I bought 3 pigs and gave him on agreement we would deduct the total expenditure from the sale and divide the profit ,he later said the pigs ate themselves,😨

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I beg to differ

My pal bought this car for 80k and he’s been visiting the mech ever since. Biz ya melons tulianza na yeye ilibidi nibaki solo. Saa hii gari iko garage anafikiria kubadilisha rangi juu labda hiyo ndio shida. As we speak, he has taken up running for his mental health.

On this on a serious note Kenyas major problem is most of us are liars coz we want to be paid A decent mech Kuna gari akiona tu ivi anakushow bro ,apa ni handball But take any car to a mech right now atakushow aahh ii tunaunda ata tumeunda Moja mbaya zaidi kuliko ii Ata the

Bana since ni join twitter this is the 1st mzee I have seen as a tweep . 😂😂😂hao wengine ni politicians

A friend who is saving to buy his first car (WRX) jana aliniuliza : how do you sell your previous car for close to a million bob… and then use the whole amount on a personalized plate? 😂

Recruiting for a sales assistant has shown me things... how do you cancel an interview on the day of the interview, the other ones are asking how much is the pay before. Gen-z mko na mambo 😴😴🥵

It's not looking good for our deportee dog ,not only has it refused to answer to the SI unit of local dogs "bosco" it has also refused to eat the food it's been offered , mzee has never seen a dog that refuses to eat ripe bananas and ovacados ,I have tried to interceed on its

Haha they have realized corporate niggas are functional alcoholics kwanza bankers kwa hizo headoffices water bottle huwa KC. Most of them also survive on early morning shots,huko wines and spirits zinafunguliwanga 5am.

I work in sales. The pay has to be clear from the get go. This is what you are willing to offer. Make it clear. Sales takes a lot. If you are not clear on the pay and the job requirements and targets and what other thing you offer, you will have a very high turnover of staff.

eunice kilonzo I get you. Sahii though lazima tu uweke range ndio mtu ajue what they are getting into. Pressure ya Sales sio ya kila mtu.

This isn’t a Gen Z issue ,it’s a hiring clarity issue. Candidates ask about pay early to avoid wasting time, and last minute cancellations is within their right . The market has shifted: strong candidates now evaluate employers the same way employers evaluate candidates.

eunice kilonzo I repeat,sisi kama Gensis we are not interested in being part of your company family,and it has never been our dream to work in your companies. Sisi tuko hapa juu ya umaskini,we are not working because we like it. Haina haja tudanganyane aki. So just tell me how much you want to

Bro, Womanizing is a loss making venture. Every late night chase, every cheap thrill, every girl you collect costs you time, energy and respect you’ll never get back. While you’re busy playing games, other men are building empires, stacking cash, and creating legacies. Bro, stop

George T. Diano I have a doctor's prescription that says I must be within 3 meters of a vagina at all times .