Hi America 🇺🇸 in the UK we do this super cool thing where we take our dogs* to vote with us. Fancy taking part next week? Use #DogsAtPollingStations *and no, absolutely no cats

On #BonfireNight and other days through the year, we do need to pursue a different way, or silent way, to celebrate

Good luck, America.

It’s his time

Elon Musk: "If Kamala Harris wins, I may have to shutdown X"

Industrial fishing should be allowed to collapse, it has been a disaster. Instead, protect the sea and support those in small boats which are anyway 80% of the fleet. irishexaminer.com/news/arid-4150…

America

Guido Fawkes signature before and after having to listen to a child explain Minecraft.

I've never received so many prayers from atheists.

We might be unpopular for saying this, but we hate fireworks. They scare wildlife and our companion animals hate them too. We’d have no issues if they were banned!

Would people be interested if I did a raffle to win a cross stitch piece of this design in aid of Salford Lads Club?

While Nigel Farage is busy serving his Clacton constituents in America, his effigy is being burned by the good people of Lewes. #BonfireNight2024

So, for the newbies, this is how you do the election. Here's a results tracker. You can watch the results come in from individual districts, in real time. It's lots of fun. (if you're a numbers geek) Here's CNNs but there are loads of them out there. And the results don't lie.

Just in: 110-year old Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre voted today in Oklahoma. I’m told she voted for Vice President Harris.

Donald Trump's Trump Media & Technology Group $DJT stock just took a nosedive. Trading on it has been halted. Looks like it dropped $7 in an hour. 🍿

Lewes bonfire effigy this year wasn’t holding back. #FaragesRiots

Agree 😩😠🤬

Some lines to vote are 6 hours long evidently- but you can send pizza to them as they wait: Home | Pizza to the Polls polls.pizza

MELANIA TRUMP

Well that’s enough for me. I’m deleting. I will be over where the sky is blue 🙏# DeleteTwitter