Charles McBiggums, First Earl of Floor, has conquered the kingdom of Chair

Non-absorbent drink coasters. Why?

Sorry I was speeding officer. It’s just that I dont respect you or laws

mood:

Latest newsletter is an interview with the legend John Carpenter on his new album, buying gifts for people, therapy, basketball, Diablo IV, Maestro, directing an episode of TV from his living room, whether he’s a “Nintendo guy,” and more last-donut-of-the-night.ghost.io/john-carpenter…

First memory of pure unbridled fear

NICE/BLAZE IT/NEVER FORGET

didn't realize how overdue for a good cry i was until i saw this clip of alfred molina talking about his dad

She has more in the vault

GOD: okay everyone gets one thing from this bag of traits
ELEPHANT: i shall take a long nose
GOD: how fun
BUTTERFLY: i shall have beautiful wings
GOD: oho yes very charming
MOSQUITO: i shall be a heinous little bitch
GOD: you know what this is my fault i did put that in the bag

Jerry Seinfeld said some really foolish stuff about sitcoms and comedy because he's a 70-year-old multimillionaire completely out of touch with the world today. Let's just ignore him. pastemagazine.com/comedy/jerry-s…

Me every October 31st:

'I don't want to die' A Palestinian with Down syndrome innocently pleads for his life in Gaza amidst Israeli attacks on civilians in the Strip.

#FolkloreSunday
Another Bavarian folktale:
There used to be a small cottage outside a village in the mountains. Things were often not quite right there. Once, on Walpurgis Night, a young lad passed by it.

challengers (2024)

Again, blood wasn't the only thing dripping on the battlefields.

Japanese fiction is the UK's most popular form of translated literature. Here's our list of some of the best places to begin with the genre 👇 bit.ly/47qqCzP

This channel has been covering WW1 and now WW2 week by week in 'real time' for the last 10 years. Absolutely wild they're not bigger on You Tube.

To celebrate #TerryPratchettDay , we're revisiting this touching piece from the archives where authors, editors, and fans told us about the enduring impact of his work and how it touched their lives ✨👇 bit.ly/3UtOPSz